I Was Found... In a Handbag

michaxl:

dilclo:

michaxl:

why am i not a disney princess

because ur a 15 year old boy

(via borinq)

i-o-u-a-fall:

so i went to a museum the other day there’s this on the office window of the biology room

and this is the first one i see

(via 01012012)

juniorbizarre:

I can’t believe Barack Obama just won Eurovision

(via not-a-comedian)

izzes:

kids these days with their euro direction and one vision

(via daleyprophet)

• Woman: 20 countries down which means we're half way through the voting.
• Graham Norton: That's depressing.

narutoe:

i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows

(via borinq)

wwonderful:

sexuality is so dumb why does it even matter who you like no one is gonna like you back anyways

(via daleyprophet)