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killuangel:

don’t you think it’s kind of funny that we have these characters with magical powers that go on incredible adventures and do amazing things and that’s really impressive but after a while we’re like “okay so what if they just owned a coffee shop. imagine them filing their taxes”

(via 01012012)

friendswithfangs:

sow it grows

(via supernatasha)

dontbearuiner:

krumla:

How can you make the two greatest assassins in the universe completely useless and boring?

Oh man.

I loved GotG, but this is fantastic and true.

(via girlwonderling)

cosimaswings:

no but imagine someone at hogwarts says something stupid and remus going “i’m aware”

and sirius and james having to physically restrain themselves from saying “a were-wolf" so they’re just killing themselves laughing while this kid doesn’t understand at all bc remus’s comment wasn’t that funny

(via sleuthier)

iwishihadafather:

BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM I REPEAT BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM HE IS BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM THIS IS A CVS NOT A BEACH NOT YOUR HOUSE PEOPLE HAVE PISSED ON THIS FLOOR AND JESUS HAS DIED FOR YOUR SINS AND NOT SO YOU CAN BE BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM

iwishihadafather:

BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM I REPEAT BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM HE IS BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM THIS IS A CVS NOT A BEACH NOT YOUR HOUSE PEOPLE HAVE PISSED ON THIS FLOOR AND JESUS HAS DIED FOR YOUR SINS AND NOT SO YOU CAN BE BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM

(via thewizardingworldofme)

dickroulette:

Sure Dylan’s nudes got leaked but have you guys seen this tweet 

dickroulette:

Sure Dylan’s nudes got leaked but have you guys seen this tweet 

(Source: dickroulette.tumblr.com , via thewizardingworldofme)

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

(via thefandomsgotthetardis)

blu3hare:

sherlockismyholmesboy:

randomhouse:

When you see it…

it took three passes of this across my dash until I got it and want to throw my macbook out the fucking window

Are you fucking kidding me

blu3hare:

sherlockismyholmesboy:

randomhouse:

When you see it…

it took three passes of this across my dash until I got it and want to throw my macbook out the fucking window

Are you fucking kidding me

(via thefandomsgotthetardis)

reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

(via ruinedchildhood)

handjob:

by e

lokislongluscioussantahat:

coll-of-the-haunted:

zelda-in-a-tutu:

impmon:

babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

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i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me

Well, I guess you’re missing the

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 I do have a remarkable tendency to miss the Juicy Juice Hypotenuse.

Can we always call it that oh my god

(Source: 420dongsquad, via thewizardingworldofme)

tastefullyoffensive:

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